Mark Twain T-Shirts
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Take
It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
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Satan
We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.
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Civilization
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
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Etiquette
Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.
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Circumstances
Circumstances make man, not man circumstances.
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Money Crimes
Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.
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Faith
Faith is believing something you know ain't true.
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Fools
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
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Money
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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Clothes
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
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Savage
Difference between savage and civilized man: one is painted, the other gilded.
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